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Well, I'm bored. So, here are some random and really bad google translate translations of creepypastas. These were run through many many times with a lot of weird languages. They don't make sense, but are so damn funny. Enjoy ;)

#1 Jeff The Killer

ORIGINAL:

His brother Liu woke up, startled by some noise. He didn't hear anything else, so he just shut his eyes and tried to go back to sleep. As he was on the border of slumber, he got the strangest feeling that someone was watching him. He looked up, before Jeff's hand covered his mouth. He slowly raised the knife ready to plunge it into Liu. Liu thrashed here and there trying to escape Jeff's grip.

"Shhhhhhh," Jeff said. "Just go to sleep."

Translated:
Voice Liu, value, seized went up. Because he could not hear anything, close your eyes, I tried to sleep again. People who are considered to be the limit, seemed strange to him it. However, prior to covering the face with Jeff and applied to his eyes. Carl Liu jumped up. Jeff Liu trap trying to escape successfully.

«Shhhhhhh," Jeff said, "I am going to go to sleep."


#2 Eyeless Jack

ORIGINAL: 

My parents took me back to Edwin's house to collect my remaining belongings, which I did. Upon entering my room, I was scared, but remained calm. I grabbed my camera then stopped dead in my tracks. In the hallway leading to my room, I saw Edwin's body and something small lying next to it. I picked up the small thing and entered my parent's car, not mentioning Edwin's corpse. I looked at the thing I had picked up and nearly vomited. I was holding my stolen half-eaten kidney, with some black substance on it.


TRANSLATED:
Edwin and I was angry with my parents. When you enter the password for the room, I'm afraid, but it is not the case. The password for the camera, leave it stopped dead in its track. Because it is in the hallway leading to the access password, I'm a little Edwin. You do not need password Edwin body of the car to mention. If you have one. There are black ones last forever.


#3 BEN Drowned

ORIGINAL:

Lastly, thank you for taking the time to open this and open yourselves up to me by hearing my story, despite maybe not believing me. You didn't have to do that - really, you shouldn't have. Your support this entire time has kept me going and now I am finally free of this.

Thanks Again,
Jadusable

...You shouldn't have done that, Matt. You shouldn't have done that....

TRANSLATED:

This, please do not ask me to thank you for taking the time to open your senses to talk, perhaps, and, in my opinion. In fact, you need to check - if you do not understand this. He is now and for your support of me.

I thank again
Jadusable

Because it is ... Matt, you do. You ........ This needs to be done

Well, I hope you laughed as hard as I did on these. I don't own any of the stories translated!!
Have a nice day XD

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It's been a while since I have posted a journal. I kept staring at my last journal from August all day and kept thinking: "I want to say something new... but I have nothing to say..." So, screw having nothing to say, I am posting this anyways.
Hi guys.
Well, spring break is over. I guess I can start there. I got 3 hours of sleep last night. Tonight, I'm gonna get 5. Yay. Big improvement. I know, I'm pretty terrible.
Anyways, reading over previous journals, I would talk about my music life quite often. I know since then I have matured a lot in my personality and have greatly improved on guitar from playing simple chord songs, to Metallica riffs and solos. It is really quite amazing, the progression I have made in such a short amount of time, but I am very proud of myself. I got a new guitar. He is absolutely beautiful and is a stunning Les Paul named Jayce. But anyways, I really don't have a lot to say except that life is good, everything is swell, and I am happy. Not stuff you really want to read about but it is 1:45 am and I am tired and bored and really needed someone to talk to, which is kind of myself. Pathetic. Not like I really care. 
But I also know a lot of you don't read this, so oh well. But, if you are one of my old friends who happens to be reading, Hello! Drop a comment and tell me how you are doing because I am curious to hear from people.
Watch I will get no comments.
#fail.
Well, goodnight to you all, and for those of you out there who are staying up late like me, GO TO SLEEP. IT'S NOT HEALTHY AND IT SUCKS THE NEXT DAY. 
Love ya!
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1. You must posts these rules.
2. Each person has to share 10 things about them. 
3. Answer the 10 questions asked to you and invent 10 questions the persons you tag will have to answer.
4. Choose 10 people and put their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page to inform them they are tagged.
6. Not something like "you are tagged if you read that".
7. You have to legitimately tag 10 people.

I was tagged by: :iconlasercats6:

Okay, so 10 facts about myself! Wow, I have done this so many times that these are probably repeats, because I am too lame to think of anything new DX

1. I play electric guitar, as everyone knows!
2. I play softball as pitcher and second base
3. I adore music, sports, and anime
4. Currently, I just finished one book report of out 2, and am working on the second! 
5. I am playing Kinect Sports with my sister and just got crushed at golf, because my stupid thing wouldn't register me, but of course, it registers her just fine!
6. I HATE DOING SUMMER WORK
7. My dream is to have a band one day!
8. I have a younger sister, and two amazing bunnies 
9. I get tagged. A lot
10. I spend lots of time online

OKAY. NOW TO ANSWER QUESTIONS. 

1.) Do you have a cell phone? 
Yes, I do! I got a smartphone last month! I have a HTC Vivid 

2.) Are you surprised about the new Doctor on Doctor Who? 
New Doctor? First, I don't watch it. Only 2 episodes. So really, I honestly don't care (or have any clue who it is) XD

3.) Are you really going to keep answering these questions 
=.= Unfortunately, yes, because I have nothing better to do, and it is between these, and book reports. Plus, why stop now!

4.) How are you feeling now? 
Lazy. Very very lazy. And like I am running out of time, but for what, I am unsure of yet.

5.) Look to your right. What is the first thing you see?
Well, a bag of popcorn *is shot* Big surprise there, right? (If you read my journals entries, you would know I have this strange obsession with popcorn) 

6.) Could you use that object as a weapon?
OH MY GOD. NO. GET AWAY FROM ME!! *starts pelting bad guy with popcorn* TAKE THAT YOU JERK!
(I think the answer is no XD But if only you could...)

7.) Name some random lyrics from a song.
I'M SO TIRED, I HAVEN'T SLEPT A WINK. I'M SO TIRED MY MIND IS ON THE BLINK. I WONDER SHOULD I GET UP AND FIX MYSELF A DRINK? NO NO NO!

8.) What song are those lyrics from?
I'm So Tired by The Beatles

9.) How board are you right now?
Bored enough to correct you that you spelled 'bored' wrong. XD

10.) When I say the word Potato, what is the first thing that comes to mind.
Potato (Poh-ta-toe). When I say tomato, what comes to mind? *adds that as a question*


NOW FOR MY QUESTIONS

1.) WILL YOU DO MY BOOK REPORT FOR ME!?

2.) If you could fly, where would you fly to?

3.) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

4.) Do these questions annoy you?

5.) There is a red button, blue button, green button, yellow button, orange button, purple button, blue button, and pink button in front of you. Which one do you push? This is not favourite colour! More like, destiny!

6.) What is your favourite number?

7.) Do you want to play a game?

8.) Favourite horror movie? If you don't like horror movies, then oh well.

9.) What is the most meaningful song to you?

10.) If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?

11.) BECAUSE I AM A REBEL AND ADDED 11. When I say Tomato, what comes to mind? 

I TAG.... Well, anyone who would like to do this!! 

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So, last night, my dad and I went to a Heart concert! The opening group was Jason Bonham Led Zeppelin Experience. It was the coolest thing, EVER! I suggest you go on YouTube and listen to them! Okay, I am not a die heart Zeppelin fan like some of you are, but I swear, if you closed your eyes, you could never tell that it was a cover band. The singer's name is James Dylan. He is really amazing. Again, I suggest you listen to them on YouTube! Well, anyways, we got really close seats and it was awesome! At the end of Heart, Ann Wilson joined with Jason and they played a handful of Zeppelin songs with Ann singing. I have to admit, it was very very cool. The final song (to be expected) was Stairway to Heaven. I love how the entire crowd was singing!

Well, now, knowing me, I always have something funny to say, then something to complain about. Well, here is the funny thing. There were two guys two rows in front of us who were standing up and dancing, which blocks everyone's view, so a guy two rows behind us threw food at their backs to get them to sit down, since it was too loud to yell XD Then, the annoying thing: This grown woman with pigtails and bright red lipstick (I swear, she looked like the girl from the Progressive commercials...) was standing and dancing and moving her hands THE ENTIRE TIME. But she was like, 5 rows in front of us, so the guy who threw the food at the others kept tapping my shoulder, trying to get me to shout: Ponytails needs to go DOWN! XD It was so funny. But EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I TRIED TO TAKE, SHE WAS IN IT, WHETHER IT WAS HER STUPID HAND MOTIONS, OR HER HEAD, OR HER WHOLE BODY. IT WAS THE MOST ANNOYING THING.

Then, to complain more, thanks to idiots, my asthma is acting up again. So, like, everyone was smoking there, and there was this guy a row in front of us who was smoking marijuana. It was just... ew.

Well, that was my night! We got tickets from my dad's friend, who got to run the meet and greet behind stage! It would have been cool if he could have got us V.I.P. passes, but I don't think he was allowed to. But now, we know we can get any tickets to any concert at Blossom, since he works there!

Well, that's all for me! WAIT. Random Beatles thing: while playing music between the opening act and the main act, they played this really really really cool version of Within You Without You that led into Barracuda! Okay! Now I'm done! Sorry for being so inactive! But I won't be on all next week. Going to New York where there is no internet or phone service or anything. LOVE YOU!

~Grace 
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Well, it has been a while since I was tagged, but the tagging cycle has begun again! XD

I was tagged by :iconlasercats6: 

1. You must post these rules (VERY Important )
2. Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create 10 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him. 
6. No tag backs
7. No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly with all honesty) have to tag 10 people.

Ten Things About Me!

1.) I have a black and white Squier Bullet Strat whose name is Winston!

2.) My goal in life is to form a band, which I currently have two of! (One is The Donut Wars (Long story), and the other is... well... still in the process of being created)

3.) I have two bunnies! One is Pepper, and the other is Axl!

4.) I love to watch Friends, How I Met Your Mother, and the Big Bang Theory 

5.) When I am not playing guitar, I am usually playing softball or drawing

6.) I have a little sister who just turned 12!

7.) I am going to be a Freshman when school starts up again.

8.) I am the laziest person you will ever know.

9.) I am not neat at all and my room is a complete mess

10.) I love getting things from other people that they made themselves! (Cards, pictures, doodles, crochet bunnies...)


Okay, now I shall answer the questions!

1.) What is your favorite Disney movie?
My favourite Disney movie would have to be Up!

2.) What will you have for dinner tonight?
Well, I have a softball game, so I probably wont be having dinner tonight... but if I do, then probably pizza or just a granola bar.

3.) Do you like waffles?
YES I LIKE WAFFLES. The question is: Do you like French toast?

4.) How long are you on DeviantArt every day?
Well, I don't go online off and on. It all depends on the day and who has commented on stuff, or tagged me.

5.) What is your favourite kind of art?
Well, music is an art! But if you mean, drawn out art style, then I really like sketches with pencil.

6.) Do you ship anything? If you said yes, WHY? Why do you think shipping people is fun?
Yes, I ship. I like shipping the girl I babysit with my friends younger brother! Come on, tell me that two little kids holding hands non stop on the 4th of July isn't freaking adorable!!

7.) What job do you have or want?
I want to be a musician. Preferably in a band, but if for some reason that does not work out, a music teacher would be fine with me.

8.) Do you ever think about what your future will be like?
All the freaking time.

9.) Have you ever been in a school play?
Not that I can remember. Though, I did take a summer camp when I was little at some school and we did a mini play there.. but I don't think that counts.

10.) Do you have homework over the summer?
Yes.... we have to read two books (Staying Fat For Sarah Byrnes and Crabbe) and have to answer 180 questions for Staying Fat, then a bunch of journals for Crabbe. 

MY QUESTIONS:

1.) If you could save one item (not people) in the apocalypse, what would it be?

2.) Do you watch TV? If so, what shows or channels do you watch?

3.) What is your favourite sweet or junk food to pig out on for those special occasions (or all the time XD)

4.) What is your favourite style of music?

5.) If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be?

6.) If you had the opportunity to read a book, describing how your entire life would turn out, from birth to death, would you read it?

7.) Who is your idol?

8.) Is there an instrument you wish you could play?

9.) And skills you are proud of! Don't have to be great, but something you think you are good at or improving at and are proud of it? (If you say you don't have one, YOU DIE. EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING THEY ARE GOOD AT)

10.) What animal would you be if you could be anything?


AND NOW, I TAG:
:iconluckysoulstareater: :iconharpseal16: :iconrockaria-owl31: :iconviolalovesprite: :iconsecondtry4me: :iconbeatlesboy26: :iconshelovesthebeatles: :icongeorgeharrison12: 
I know that's not 10, but I am way lazy right now and am probably going to take a nap XD 
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