Strange Translations

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Well, I'm bored. So, here are some random and really bad google translate translations of creepypastas. These were run through many many times with a lot of weird languages. They don't make sense, but are so damn funny. Enjoy ;)

#1 Jeff The Killer

ORIGINAL:

His brother Liu woke up, startled by some noise. He didn't hear anything else, so he just shut his eyes and tried to go back to sleep. As he was on the border of slumber, he got the strangest feeling that someone was watching him. He looked up, before Jeff's hand covered his mouth. He slowly raised the knife ready to plunge it into Liu. Liu thrashed here and there trying to escape Jeff's grip.

"Shhhhhhh," Jeff said. "Just go to sleep."

Translated:
Voice Liu, value, seized went up. Because he could not hear anything, close your eyes, I tried to sleep again. People who are considered to be the limit, seemed strange to him it. However, prior to covering the face with Jeff and applied to his eyes. Carl Liu jumped up. Jeff Liu trap trying to escape successfully.

«Shhhhhhh," Jeff said, "I am going to go to sleep."


#2 Eyeless Jack

ORIGINAL: 

My parents took me back to Edwin's house to collect my remaining belongings, which I did. Upon entering my room, I was scared, but remained calm. I grabbed my camera then stopped dead in my tracks. In the hallway leading to my room, I saw Edwin's body and something small lying next to it. I picked up the small thing and entered my parent's car, not mentioning Edwin's corpse. I looked at the thing I had picked up and nearly vomited. I was holding my stolen half-eaten kidney, with some black substance on it.


TRANSLATED:
Edwin and I was angry with my parents. When you enter the password for the room, I'm afraid, but it is not the case. The password for the camera, leave it stopped dead in its track. Because it is in the hallway leading to the access password, I'm a little Edwin. You do not need password Edwin body of the car to mention. If you have one. There are black ones last forever.


#3 BEN Drowned

ORIGINAL:

Lastly, thank you for taking the time to open this and open yourselves up to me by hearing my story, despite maybe not believing me. You didn't have to do that - really, you shouldn't have. Your support this entire time has kept me going and now I am finally free of this.

Thanks Again,
Jadusable

...You shouldn't have done that, Matt. You shouldn't have done that....

TRANSLATED:

This, please do not ask me to thank you for taking the time to open your senses to talk, perhaps, and, in my opinion. In fact, you need to check - if you do not understand this. He is now and for your support of me.

I thank again
Jadusable

Because it is ... Matt, you do. You ........ This needs to be done

Well, I hope you laughed as hard as I did on these. I don't own any of the stories translated!!
Have a nice day XD

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