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Well, I'm bored. So, here are some random and really bad google translate translations of creepypastas. These were run through many many times with a lot of weird languages. They don't make sense, but are so damn funny. Enjoy ;) #1 Jeff The Killer ORIGINAL: His brother Liu woke up, startled by some noise. He didn't hear anything else, so he just shut his eyes and tried to go back to sleep. As he was on the border of slumber, he got the strangest feeling that someone was watching him. He looked up, before Jeff's hand covered his mouth. He slowly raised the knife ready to plunge it into Liu. Liu thrashed here and there trying to escape Jeff'

It's been a while since I have posted a journal. I kept staring at my last journal from August all day and kept thinking: "I want to say something new... but I have nothing to say..." So, screw having nothing to say, I am posting this anyways. Hi guys. Well, spring break is over. I guess I can start there. I got 3 hours of sleep last night. Tonight, I'm gonna get 5. Yay. Big improvement. I know, I'm pretty terrible. Anyways, reading over previous journals, I would talk about my music life quite often. I know since then I have matured a lot in my personality and have greatly improved on guitar from playing simple chord songs, to Metallica r

1. You must posts these rules. 2. Each person has to share 10 things about them. 3. Answer the 10 questions asked to you and invent 10 questions the persons you tag will have to answer. 4. Choose 10 people and put their icons on your journal. 5. Go to their page to inform them they are tagged. 6. Not something like "you are tagged if you read that". 7. You have to legitimately tag 10 people. I was tagged by: ~Lasercats6 (https://www.deviantart.com/lasercats6) Okay, so 10 facts about myself! Wow, I have done this so many times that these are probably repeats, because I am too lame to think of anything new DX 1. I play electric guitar, as everyone knows! 2. I play softball a